2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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