She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This is the high leading the old right now
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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