I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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