I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
