I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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