that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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