ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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