Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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