I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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