I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Bring me that man meat
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
