I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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