i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just forgot I was standing up.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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