Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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