Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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