Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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