I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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