And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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