I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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