Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
