She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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