addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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