you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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