the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Enjoy the penises
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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