I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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