my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
