And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This house was built for laser tag.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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