Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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