I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Say something about gay babies.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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