are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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