Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
