Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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