You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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