fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
