Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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