In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it's like iHOP with fire
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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