wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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