the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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