Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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