Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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