walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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