I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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