Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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