I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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