My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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