I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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