i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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