i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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