um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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