my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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