K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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