Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My friends, they love my intelligence
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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