They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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