It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Four minutes until I can fart!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dick very happy bro
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