Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
tell me about the fingering
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